tbh i wasnt prepared for it AT ALL, the closest thing i've got for this is this shit 😭 (it's a shitpost drawing btw), i don't even know what went through my head while making this... maybe i can make a late 30th anniversary art for newgrounds (with a more optomistic theme), and I'm planning to make a fanmade animation for Madness Day 2025!

I was also planning to join the 30th anniversary locker collab but i forgot about it and the deadline passed... whoops... at least i joined the black and orange collab, and the 2025 pride collab!

this actually happened, thanks to whoever scouted me

also i'm in the 2025 pride collab, so i'm probably gonna get 9999999999 notifications like with every collab; already got 60 so far

i changed my pfp to this for my birthday; i drew it in about 15 minutes so it looks a little rushed.

Hello Reddit, uh, I mean Newgrounds, I'm currently on death row rn and I think it's unfair, but I need some other people to make a judgement.

Basically, I was going to an airport because I was going to visit some family members, and I was cosplaying as Hank J Wimbleton and I brought a sword and some guns to make it extra authentic, but some people known as "airport security" and "police" stopped me at the enterance. I thought they were cosplaying as AAHW members (my red goggles made it kinda difficult to see them properly), so I killed them (because Hank would do that), fled the scene and hijacked a police car, but then more "police" appeared and shot a tranquilizer dart at me. When I woke up, I was in custody and they said that I'd be sent to trial in court, and I'm sentenced for "mass murder", "terrorism" and "vehicular manslaughter" and I'd be likely getting the death penalty, even though I'm in the UK and they had abolished the death penalty. I think this is really unfair, because I was just doing a harmless cosplay, I can't believe I live in such a cruel iron fist authoritarian dictatorship where they'll kill me over harmless hobbies...

So, Am I The Asshole, Newgrounds?

Edit: it's been one hour where are my 300 rofl reactions

It's May, but I'm looking forward for Tankmas ADVENTure 2025! Why? Because it'll be quite exciting and nice to have a Newgrounds MMO again, and to have many Newgrounders collaborate for Christmas. I also hope that I can submit a piece of art or smth else for Tankmas Adventure 2025!

[CW: mentions of the stick]

Steve got captured by the Henchmen and he needs your help! To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three numbers on the back! But you've gotta be quick, so he can defeat the Henchmen, be rescued, and achieve freedom, before the Henchmen bring out... the stick.

i was deciding to polish up a godot game for a webgame release (because i decided its better to release it in a kinda unfinished state than to never release it at all), and i added the newgrounds.io plugin, but my stupid frigging ass forgot to enable it in project settings and instead decided to downgrade the project from godot 4.3 to godot 4.2, which broke a dependacy in a font... AND DELETED EVERYTHING THAT USED THAT FONT FOR SOME REASON... FUCK...!!

fortunately i still think it's able to be recovered to its original state (all scripts are intact (i think)) within a few hours, so a webgame release may still be possible, and there's a slightly outdated windows exported version if all else fails.

anyways, i've been on NG for 1 year already and thank you for 50 followers here! post on that coming soon. (hopefully)

technically i actually got scouted a week ago so i haven't had to have my songs lumped together with the geometry dash kids uploading stolen songs for the 4872394723984769th time for a while, but i still feel like posting about it here, and thank you to @refcherry for scouting me! i'll do my best to keep improving at creating music, and one day, i hope to create something in ultrabox that you'd expect was created in fl studio or something more professional than ultrabox!

for the art portal, i doubt i'm gonna get scouted any time soon, but i will instead draw for fun and not care too much about being scouted in the art portal!

For some reason I have a burst of motivation to make music, even though I'm almost a complete beginner.

I've made like 5 songs in the past 2 days, although 2 were made as jokes, and 2 more were covers, so only 1 is an original song. To top it all off, that one original song (and my first original song on Newgrounds) is a 230 BPM song; you can probably tell that i'm a rhythm gamer from that. xD

I DID IT!!! Finding out that @PuffballsUnited was in this documentary was the last little bit I needed to know for me to fund this project, and I decided to go with the digital download of the film so I can be assured that I won't have to get a streaming service subscription if the documentary ends up on a streaming service (seriously, there's way too many streaming services nowadays...). I noticed that the movie will likely release in December 2027, and I will be 20 by then, but I'm excited for it to release, and I'll very very likely to still be a Newgrounder at 20 !

(notice the intentional space inbetween the 20 and !. This is to prevent the "haha factorial its 10^24723894.273894!!!!111" jokes.)

i also want to thank @tetrogem , because i'm pretty sure he is the reason i made my Newgrounds account in the first place.