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AFasterSlowpoke
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AFasterSlowpoke @AFasterSlowpoke

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AITA for cosplaying as Hank J Wimbleton at the airport?

Posted by AFasterSlowpoke - 5 hours ago


Hello Reddit, uh, I mean Newgrounds, I'm currently on death row rn and I think it's unfair, but I need some other people to make a judgement.


Basically, I was going to an airport because I was going to visit some family members, and I was cosplaying as Hank J Wimbleton and I brought a sword and some guns to make it extra authentic, but some people known as "airport security" and "police" stopped me at the enterance. I thought they were cosplaying as AAHW members (my red goggles made it kinda difficult to see them properly), so I killed them (because Hank would do that), fled the scene and hijacked a police car, but then more "police" appeared and shot a tranquilizer dart at me. When I woke up, I was in custody and they said that I'd be sent to trial in court, and I'm sentenced for "mass murder", "terrorism" and "vehicular manslaughter" and I'd be likely getting the death penalty, even though I'm in the UK and they had abolished the death penalty. I think this is really unfair, because I was just doing a harmless cosplay, I can't believe I live in such a cruel iron fist authoritarian dictatorship where they'll kill me over harmless hobbies...


So, Am I The Asshole, Newgrounds?


Edit: it's been one hour where are my 300 rofl reactions


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