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Total Medals Earned: 522 (From 89 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,805 Points

Politics. USA

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/370 points)

Biden 5 Points

Quit a song once started

I Think We're Done So We Might As Well Eat the Gun 25 Points

Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Got a High-Score from Your Armchair 10 Points

Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

People Making People Fart on TV 10 Points

Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Your New Pastime 10 Points

Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Watch The Whole World Lose Their Mind 5 Points

Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Not Them It's You 25 Points

Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score Has Just Impressed Everyone 5 Points

Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Excelled! 10 Points

Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score is Driving Me Insane 5 Points

Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Waste Every Minute! 50 Points

Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

1988 5 Points

Play the retro game

Play Ball! 5 Points

Play the bonus song

Thats Never Happened to Me Before 5 Points

Shart first before you do anything else

The Very Definition of Insanity 50 Points

Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode

LCD-J 5 Points

Play every song in the Retro game

Anti-Cult Cult Propaganda 5 Points

Play a HS2 Track in the music player

Anti-Cult Cult Leader 25 Points

Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player

Leader of the Free World 100 Points

Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels

STOP THE COUNT!! 10 Points

Get Impeached!

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Ritz

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)

CHEESY 5 Points

Get a single piece of Cheese

ULTRA CHEESY 25 Points

Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game

Full Stomach 50 Points

Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)

Rushdown Rivals Reloaded

Medals Earned: 6/19 (155/345 points)

Data Secured 25 Points

Beat the game

Sewer 10 Points

Go through the sewers

Battlefield 10 Points

Go through the battlefield

LETS GOO! 10 Points

Achieve the highest rank

Speedrun 50 Points

Beat the game under 5 mins

Invincible 50 Points

Beat the game without dying once

Sharpshooter 100 Points

Beat the game without dropping rank once

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scaling a mountain using the second amendment

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/345 points)

New England 5 Points

Complete New England

The Southeast 5 Points

Complete The Southeast

Texas 10 Points

Complete Texas

The Great Plains 25 Points

Complete The Great Plains

Pacific Northwest 50 Points

Complete Pacific Northwest

California and The Southwest 50 Points

Complete California and The Southwest

Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game

Express Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game in less than 5 minutes

SCAMS_FOR_THRILLS

Medals Earned: 9/12 (105/330 points)

SCAM 5 Points

Press the scam button

LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY 5 Points

Take candy from a baby

STRONG COCK 5 Points

Win a cockfight

YOU'VE GOT MAIL 5 Points

Listen to a voicemail

A FROG 10 Points

Buy a dancing frog

THE WORLD WIDE WEB 10 Points

Change your desktop background

PRETTY COLORS 10 Points

Upgrade the cosmetics tab

GAME OVER 5 Points

Lose the game

RENT PAID 50 Points

Pay 5 weeks worth of rent

TO BLIMP A BUTTERFLY 25 Points

Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly

FAT STACKS 100 Points

Pay 8 weeks worth of rent

HIDDEN FILES 100 Points

Unlock hidden files

Scummoner

Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/290 points)

Oops 5 Points

Crush yourself with a rock, you must.

Inattentive 5 Points

Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.

Pitfall 10 Points

It's a long way down.

Clocked Out 25 Points

Run out of time.

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Maladjusted 10 Points

Become king of the schoolyard.

Nice Catch 10 Points

Get creative with fishing.

GUN 50 Points

Obtain the ultimate weapon.

Genocide 50 Points

Kill everyone.

Sacred Duty 100 Points

Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.

SLUMMONER

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)

Die 5 Points

Die

Cop Killer 5 Points

Kill a cop

Deflector 10 Points

Parry a bullet

Slay 50 Points

Beat the game

Rat King 25 Points

Have 30 rats

Shadow Magic 100 Points

Beat the game without taking damage

Dethemed 100 Points

Beat the game without summoning anything

Boss Killer 10 Points

Kill a boss

Sunday Drive 2

Medals Earned: 8/13 (155/605 points)

Population: -1 5 Points

Run over a pedestrian

That’s Life in Prison, Probably 25 Points

Run over 5 pedestrians in one game

One for the Road (Literally) 5 Points

Drink a beer!

Drink Responsibly? LMAO 25 Points

Drink 7 beers in one game

Functioning 10 Points

Drink a coffee

You Absolute Bellend 25 Points

Crash into another vehicle

Thousandaire 10 Points

Score 1,000 points

Mad Lad 50 Points

Score 10,000 points

R.I.P. Your Insurance Premium 50 Points

Run over 10 pedestrians in one game

Alcoholocaust! 100 Points

Run over 20 pedestrians in one game

Blood Type: IPA Negative 100 Points

Drink 15 beers in one game

Your liver’s confused but grateful 100 Points

Drink 5 coffees in one game

Traffic Tyrant 100 Points

Score 100,000 points

Surviving the Snowstorm

Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)

Rank: BT 10 Points

You won!

Rank: OO 10 Points

You won!

Cold Blooded 50 Points

Get all fails in StS.

Surprise! 25 Points

Get jumpscared by Henry.