Total Medals Earned: 453 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,765 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (85/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/370 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 6/19 (155/345 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (105/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/35 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Play the retro game
Play the bonus song
Shart first before you do anything else
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dying once
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Die
Kill a cop
Parry a bullet
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Kill a boss
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
