AFasterSlowpoke's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[REALISE]

this game made me go like £333,000 in debt

[Paintocalypse]

face painters throw paint at people all the time, but when i do it i get the police called on me and they call it "harassment" smh...

Actually serious review: it's an alright game and I can definitely see this game being front paged with some polishing and effort. I'd say maybe make the panic meter fill up quicker as it goes quite slowly and I'd DEFINITELY advise to replace the AI generated preview image (if it is one) with something along the lines of a screenshot of the game or human made art, as using AI generated preview images could turn some people away or make people think it's a low-effort game.

ThePropagation responds:

Hi, thanks for playing! I've changed the image and tripled the panic gain, I planned on it being slow at first and you can buy a panic multiplier upgrade in the Lexicon.

One of the problems I have is making the game fun right at the beginning, I admit it's kind of a slog until cops show up, do you have any suggestions? What do you mean by polish and effort?

[Cheez It Clicker]

i originally gave this 2.5* then 3.0* but then 4.5* because i don't want this game getting blammed, even though it's extremely simple as a game.

Anyways, even though it's quite literally as simple of a game as you can get. This game is decently charming and it has a saving feature, so it's already much better than that Banana game on Steam that's basically a get-rich-quick scheme (for the devs).

also i think you should add medals that would be pretty cool

[The Newgrounds KinitoPET Collab]

It was pretty cool participating in this collab! Also this was my first collab

Edit: I am also probably gonna get a bajillion notifications from this

Edit 2: wait you can disable notifications for certain projects?? Still not gonna do that I kinda wanna see the notifications.

Prismisho responds:

Thank god for disabling notifications for specific projects

[Politics.]

you should add the boris johnson note in the next update (it crashes your pc, encrypts all your files, posts your ip on twitter, AND gets you arrested) (it is the drake note's brother)

In all serious, it's a pretty decent parodic rhythm game. as someone whose played a decent number of rhythm games (beyond FNF) and plays them regularly, I'd suggest add these features as settings for a slightly better gameplay experience:
- Change offset as a setting: Basically a setting that adjusts how many milliseconds earlier or later the notes should appear or the audio should start playing. This can be useful for Bluetooth users (has quite a bit of audio delay) or if the notes aren't on-sync for the player for whatever reason.
- Offset wizard: Basically an automated way to determine offset that some rhythm games do. A simple drum beat or something plays at a certain BPM and the player has to press a key to that beat a few times and the game determines the offset based on when they hit.
- Adjust scroll speed: Basically a setting adjust how quickly the notes go up.
- Downloadable .exe file: Could help with lag issues?

Chris responds:

These are excellent suggestions!

We're looking to improve upon the engine and eventually release a sequel for the US elections later in the year. So any suggestions like these are welcomed and will be considered.

[Underage Driving]

this is peak. instant favourite.

[Bug Ball 3D]

this game gives off :3 vibes

also can you make it so you can press space to jump please

edit: holy shit you can play as lebron james

[Scummoner]

you can kill people

[Goime 500]

26:15.6 :]