AFasterSlowpoke's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Wii Art Collab]

wii themed endless handbag goes hard

PLJerry responds:

Funny *lol*

[Clocks of the BBS 2024]

clock joke

AKA-38CAUTION responds:

nice clock you got there, would be shame if someone else would stole it

[GTTTATINT!]

cary literally told me to give this game 1 star for its lack of automation.

[YouTube Acount Calculator]

my channel is apparently worth $14283 to this

[eat the banana (beta)]

Bababnas

[One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy]

i alluded to sisyphus in my english exam a while ago and idk if im cooked or not

[REALISE]

this game made me go like £333,000 in debt

[Paintocalypse]

face painters throw paint at people all the time, but when i do it i get the police called on me and they call it "harassment" smh...

Actually serious review: it's an alright game and I can definitely see this game being front paged with some polishing and effort. I'd say maybe make the panic meter fill up quicker as it goes quite slowly and I'd DEFINITELY advise to replace the AI generated preview image (if it is one) with something along the lines of a screenshot of the game or human made art, as using AI generated preview images could turn some people away or make people think it's a low-effort game.

ThePropagation responds:

Hi, thanks for playing! I've changed the image and tripled the panic gain, I planned on it being slow at first and you can buy a panic multiplier upgrade in the Lexicon.

One of the problems I have is making the game fun right at the beginning, I admit it's kind of a slog until cops show up, do you have any suggestions? What do you mean by polish and effort?

[Cheez It Clicker]

i originally gave this 2.5* then 3.0* but then 4.5* because i don't want this game getting blammed, even though it's extremely simple as a game.

Anyways, even though it's quite literally as simple of a game as you can get. This game is decently charming and it has a saving feature, so it's already much better than that Banana game on Steam that's basically a get-rich-quick scheme (for the devs).

also i think you should add medals that would be pretty cool